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Rated MThere is an old saying that if a million monkeys typed on a million keyboards for a million years, eventually all the works of Shakespeare would be produced. Now, thanks to Usenet, we know this is not true.

Note: visiting the majority of these newsgroups (if they still exist) would be a waste of time as the posts have nothing to do with the title and would ruin your original conception.


alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove
alt.a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z
alt.adam-in-alt-config.k00ks-out-over.liberalminded-using.brian-reid-nym.when-all-know-it.is-me.
alt.adolf-shithead
alt.alien.student.flunk.flunk.flunk
alt.aliens.they-are-here
alt.altopia-news-server.was-the-best.now-sucks-like.the-rest
alt.american.olympians.choke.choke.choke
alt.antarctica.cool.cool.cool
alt.aol.rejects
alt.aol-sucks.moderated
(that sure takes the fun out of it)
alt.arse-bandit.dowap.loves-giving-rimjobs.lick.slurp
alt.asshole.al-gore
alt.asshole-factory
(and I thought I broke the mold)
alt.athiesm
(misspelled and still over one million posts)
alt.attractiveness.deficit.disorder
alt.bainaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape
(a new twist on felching?)
alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
alt.bath.of.beans.discussion
alt.beam-me-up.scotty.there-is-no.intelligent-life.down-here
alt.beer.like-molson-eh
alt.bermuda.triangle.billing
alt.bible.memorize
alt.bigfoot.research
alt.bill-gates.kind.benificent.loving.big-brother
alt.binaries.all-your-base-are-belong-to-us
alt.binaries.culture.african.american.gangsta.wannabe
alt.binaries.erotica.beanie-babies
alt.binaries.erotica.biker-chicks
alt.binaries.erotica.cypress.stumps
(desperate back-woods southern girls perhaps?)
alt.binaries.erotica.teen.female.nonude
(can you say oxymoron?)
alt.binaries.fukengruven
alt.binaries.hacking.couldn't.hack.their.way.out.of.a.paper.bag
alt.binaries.justahillbilly
alt.binaries.pictures.asparagus
(sorry Google searchers...no action here)
alt.binaries.pictures.astro
(the van or the dog?)
alt.binaries.pictures.bigbutts
(here's a hint: turn off the computer, go to the mall and see it in 3D)
alt.binaries.pictures.cemetaries
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.chastity-belt
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.Gillian-Andersons-head-on-other-womens-bodies
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.kmart
(to hell with the mile-high-club, I want to join the Blue Light club)
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.nuns
alt.binaries.pictures.girlfriends.ex
(if she's a dog, you WERE a fool; if she's hot, you ARE a fool)
alt.binaries.pictures.realestate.realtors
(I didn't see one for lawyers!)
alt.binaries.sounds.tv-commercials
alt.binaries.sounds-armpit.noises
alt.bite.my.butt
alt.blowitoutyourass
alt.bonehead.asst-principal.mark.shmidt
(students with issues)
alt.borg.wesley.now
alt.brown-cow-moo
alt.bruce.it.was.just.an.accident
alt.buddha.short.fat.guy
alt.bumbling.idiots.the.fbi
alt.can.creat.whatever.news.group.i.want
alt.cannabis.seed-banks
alt.cats.world.domination
alt.censorship.canada
(I guess some took the Southpark movie too serious)
alt.change.lightbulb
alt.chinese.plus.viagra.equals.end.of.the.world
alt.christnet.sex.irritable.bowel.syndrome
alt.cloned-sheep.bah.bah.bah
alt.collecting.beanie-babies.discussion.moderated
(moderated? are the discussions that intense?)
alt.clueless-newbie-of-the-month
alt.commercial-hit-radio.must.die
alt.complainers.bitch-n-moan
alt.confusion.at-its-finest
alt.conspiracy.area51
alt.conspiracy.im-taking.over-the.world.starting.with-aol
(Steve Case, is that you?)
alt.conspiracy.im-taking.over-the.world.starting.with-christmas
(Mr. Grinch, is that you?)
alt.cookies.yum.yum.yum
alt.coon-dogs
(proves that coon hunters can be geeks too)
alt.corn.sucks-polenta.rules-do.the.butt.dance-man
alt.crazy.people
alt.culture.cyber-psychos
alt.culture.true-russian.alcoholics
alt.current-events.flood-of-93
(damn, it's still flooded up there?)
alt.current-events.oj-simpson.boycott
alt.dead-puppies.arent-much-fun
alt.delete.this.newsgroup
alt.depressed.as.f**k
alt.digitiser.help.help.my.spincter.muscle.has.exploded.owch
alt.digitiser.newbies.dont.meddle.with.things.you.dont.understand.
alt.dildo-huggers.cythera.forced-to-be.a-bulldyke
alt.discuss.webtv.madness
alt.dislocated.ass
alt.disney.the-evil-empire
alt.dont.get.even.get.odd
alt.do-not.and-I-mean-that.ever-post-here.or-iwill-be-pissed.and-willbe-forced.to-tell.your-momma.on-you
alt.drink.mrpibb
alt.drive-in-food.gals-with-big-tits
alt.drugs.dare-sucks
alt.drugs.trip-reports
alt.drunken.bastards
alt.dur.ty-old-man
alt.eat-shit.and-die.asshole
alt.ebonics.b.fun.yo.yo.yo
alt.elf-chicks.rule
alt.elvis.impersonators
alt.elvis.sighting
alt.emircpih.sex.affairs.clinton.vaginal-cigars
alt.emircpih.southern.negro-dragging
alt.emircpih.sport.kitten-drowning
alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die
(what do these Trekkers have against poor ensign Crusher?)
alt.family-names.xemblinosky.yes.its.a.real.name
alt.fan.adam-walshs.severed-head
alt.fan.britney-spears.anal-sex
alt.fan.harry-potter.does-drugs
alt.fan.tonya-harding.whack.whack.whack
alt.fan.nancy-kerrigan.ouch.ouch.ouch
alt.fan.oj-simpson.drive.faster
alt.fan.southpark.kenny.die.die.die
alt.flame.those.nasty.little.hangnails-ouch
alt.fondle.vomit
alt.forest.gump.rules
alt.forsale.children
alt.freedom.of.speech.moderated
alt.f**k.jay-denebeim.up.the.ass.with.a.chainsaw
(methinks Jay isn't liked very well)
alt.fudgepackers.and.carpetmunchers
alt.garden.mine.is.better.than.yours
alt.get.a.life.nintendo.addicts
alt.guess-whats.in-my-pants
(uh, skid-marks?)
alt.h2pcr2me.sex.affairs.clinton.vaginal-cigars
alt.hackers.groups.moderated
(by who? the FBI?)
alt.hillary-c.newt-g.binaries.pictures.erotica
alt.hotel666
alt.how.to.join.the.mafia
alt.i.dunno.what.do.you.feel.like.doing
alt.i-like-toejam.lets-share-a-slice.but-hold-the-cow-eyes-please
alt.ima.loser.and.you.can.be.too
alt.just.trolling
alt.kill.all-the-spammers
alt.kyles.mom.is.a.stupid.bitch
(cool song, but a newsgroup about it?)
alt.lamers.atma.owww.dad.stop.it.not.tonight
alt.lets.all.earn.a.living.through.lotteries
(wish I could say amen to that)
alt.look.at.me.i.am.a.fish
alt.lorena.bobbitt.chop.chop.chop
alt.lowdowndirtydogcheatinlyinscumbagslimeball
alt.marshmellow.peeps
(bet that's a lively conversation)
alt.mcdonalds.fries
alt.men.with.high.sperm.counts
(and high child-support payments)
alt.moose.what-is-the-proper-plural
alt.music.van-halen.dave-sucks
alt.music.van-halen.gary-sucks
alt.music.van-halen.sammy-sucks
alt.my.crummy.boss
alt.name.newsgroups.like.yoda.i.do
alt.no-advertising.files.images.non-nude.personals
(and I thought that a "personal" WAS advertising)
alt.pantyhose.as.a.mask.doesnt.work
alt.pets.barbecue.cats
alt.pets.chia
alt.pimpsup.hozdown
alt.pissed.federal.employees
alt.plastic.utensils.spork
alt.please.dont.molest.the.charmin
alt.please-send.me-a-free.aol-starter.kit
(sorry, I'm close to completing my full matching collection)
alt.politics.newt.grinch.grinch.grinch
alt.pot.kettle.black
alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe
alt.psychotic.roommates
alt.putz.bickering.whining.weiner
alt.recovery.catholicism
alt.religion.autos.yugo
alt.religion.simpsons
alt.running.out.of.newsgroup.names
alt.sadistic.dentists
alt.seduction.fast
(egomaniacs unite!)
alt.sex.beastiality.with.chickens.whilst.wearing.rubber.knickers
alt.sex.bestiality.hedgehog.ouch.ouch.ouch
alt.sex.fetish.biting.marv-albert
alt.sex.fetish.cost.benefit.analysis
alt.sex.fetish.potato.salad.and.beer
alt.sex.skydiving.bondage
(better hope you're a "minute man")
alt.shut.the.hell.up
alt.sitting-and-thinking.evil
(constipated again?)
alt.sounds.answering.machines
alt.spam.barf
alt.stupid.religious.discussion
alt.support.boner.goes.down.not.up
(spin her around, problem solved)
alt.support.cant.urinate.in-public
alt.support.nutty.as.a.fruitcake
alt.support.troll-acceptance
alt.this.group.has.the.longest.name.of.any.alt.group.there.is.just.to.mess.up.your.newsreader
alt.toilet-paper.shirtsleeve
alt.turn.to.the.darkside
alt.tv.shaggable.babes
alt.tv.tellytubbies.hardcore.binaries
alt.users.america.online.clueless.clueless.clueless
alt.who.the.hell.is.making.all.these.stupid.newsgroups
alt.wipe.my-pooper
alt.yet.another.loser.consoles.himself.with.a.vanity.group
etonline.bondbabe
(Vote for your choice of Bond babe to be. In the lead are Lucy Lawless and Jeri Ryan.)
free.binaries.first.one.so.there.nah.nah.nah.nah.nah
free.get.out.of.jail
free.your-mind.and-your-ass-will-follow
rec.pets.cats.the.other.white.meat